After three monumental run-ins with maniacal killers, not to mention a killer mid-life crisis, TV commercial actor Joe Portugal just wants to smoke some dope, listen to some rock and roll, and chill the hell out. Problem is, this course of inaction lands him naked in bed with a hot next-door neighbor half his age. What's worse, he can't seem to tell his new wife about it. Then a missing-person case gives him temporary respite from his troubles. And then there's that pesky Hollywood murder he gets talked into investigating.